You know you're an IF girl when...

You want to strangle your friends who get pregnant on the first cycle.

You take more medication than your grandma does.

You could practically drive to your doctor's office blind-folded.

You plan your entire MONTH around ovulation.

You get more action from the dildo cam than from your husband.

You can't plan anything ahead without thinking...oh but I could be pg or I could have a baby by then.

You know more about the female cycle than most primary care docs.

You hold a pee stick under any light possible to see if there is any sign of a line. You even contemplate taking it apart to "inspect" if there is a line!

Your husband knows more about the female cycle than most primary care docs.

When you get up at the buttcrack of dawn not to jog or get started on laundry but to drive to the dr's office.

You have serious conversations with your reproductive organs and have even yelled at your ovaries for being stuborn little bastards.

You overanalyze everything about your body- thinking it's possibly a pregnancy sign.

You think nothing of having the vag cam and bloodwork done on a regular basis.

These are all pretty funny. Some apply and some don't.

Still waiting on AF. If anyone has seen her, please send her my way, K, Thanks!