Dear Clomid

I hate your stinking guts!

Ok, so really we have a love/hate relationship. I need you to help me ovulate. Thank you for working how you are supposed to. However, I could totally do without the side effects. Like the hot flashes while I'm sitting on the couch in shorts and a t-shirt. Seriously, I am considering turning on my air conditioning in NOVEMBER!

Also, I am really crabby this week. My husband is currently talking on the phone and it is making me crazy. He is being loud and our house has been a quiet little haven for me to read all day long. I just want to say "SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!". However, I am restraining myself from "shushing him" and trying to not be a mean wife. I can't help that clomid makes me a hormonal witch. It is another terrible side effect.

Clomid, please ease up on the side effects, so people don't think I'm a crazie!

Also, Zach, I love you. Sorry for being a crabby and mean wife. If clomid works, I'm sure you'll forget all about it! XOXO from your loving wife!